Learn To Park!

This campaign received a strong reaction when it was launched. It seems many of us have encountered the frustration caused by assclowns in a parking lot.

Maybe the offender was in a hurry. Maybe the offender never learned how to park properly. Perhaps the offender took two or three spots because he or she felt entitled to. But regardless of the reason, we're likely to find the offender guilty of assclownery.

When somebody doesn't park properly, it prevents the rest of us from parking in the surrounding spots. But really, if you're here, chances are you already know why bad parking is a form of assclownery. So here's what you do:

1. Download the Flyer.
2. Print out several copies and keep them in your car.
3. When you encounter an assclown parking job, leave a flyer for the assclown.
4. When you run out of flyers, repeat the process.